Last updated: 11 January, 2007.
Homeland Security-Limit Saliva on Airlines.
"We just don’t want to take chances," said TSA spokesman Ted Bonner.
"If terrorists can make a bomb out of hair gel, it's only a matter
of time before they move on to Spit." Daily Kos — Nov 19, 2007.
History
of the USA: 'We didn't start the fire!'
A moving & stills image collage played to the sound of Billy Joel's
80's classic tune. See also a completely
different FLASH version from Ye LI. King's College, Guildford.
My fellow Lunatics, ha ha, erm Americans ...
I'll cut right to the chase here: I quit. Now before anyone gets all
in a lather about me quitting to avoid impeachment, or to avoid prosecution
or something, let me assure you: There's been no breaking of laws
or impeachable offenses in this office. Severo Ornstein — 27 October, 2007.
Alex Jones goes nuts in Shawshank Redux.
I thought I was the only one who got this angry when I was his age.
Excellent!! "Bunch of scumbags! You bet I'm Nuts! I'm mad
that you've ruined my life, you pieces of filth but I can't back off
from you & I never am. A lot of us aren't gonna make it, I'll
be honest ... Just don't be cowards America, don't be weak & don't
just sit there in the ditch when they shoot you in the head
& laugh ... give them one ×××× of a fight."
You Tube — 27 Oct , 2007.
How to get ahead,
and win ignorant friends!
Statements made by ministers of Jehovah's Witnesses & overheard
at Kingdom Halls that supposedly are meant to inform the congregation.
"Clearly the Internet is an invention of
Satan."
"You may have heard of something called 'The Alternative
Society', which is a code name for homosexuality."
"I see that Greenpeace are Parasites." (Heard
in French KH, just weeks or months after the French Secret Service
[DGSE] had blown up, sunk their flagship the 'Rainbow warrior' in
Auckland harbour, NZ, killing a crew member). Oh sweet sensibilities. Juntawatch earache — 7 Oct, 2007.
British-Rail filed a patent for flying-Saucer.
Recently uncovered plans show bosses filed for a patent in 1970 for
a spacecraft powered by "controlled thermonuclear fusion reaction".
The proposals were found on the European Patent Office website. The
original patent application said the reaction would be "ignited
by one or more pulsed laser beams".
"With a passenger compartment upstairs, it would have been
cheap to run and super-fast, according to its inventor."
BBC News 24 - 13 March 2006
Family Guy Takes On 9/11.
An analogy skit from the 'Family-Guy' animation series where
9/11 is used as the justification to do anything.
Family guy on Cheyney, Bush, Osama, Satan.
The plot involves Chris Griffin sneaking past Cheyney on Bush's ranch
in an attempt to "steal a pair of his underwear in order to be initiated
into the Texas Youth Club."
Balmy Ballmer goes nuts for Windows Vista.
Microsoft's Heap big Chief, Steve 'gone-balmy' Balmer extols the mental
health benefits of getting plenty of that California Sunshine.
Dear Limey assholes Keep your noses out of our business. As I recall we kicked your
asses out of our country back in 1776. We do not require input from
losers and idiots on who we vote for in our own country. Fuck off
and die asshole!!!!! ‡‡ Knoxville, Iowa The Guardian UK October 18, 2004 The indefatigable
Ministry of Silly Walks!
When I got to sing the 'Lumberjack song' to John
Cleese.
A BBC reporter's Exhibition of Frustration
The explosion came while reporter John Sweeney was interviewing Scientology
spokesman Tommy Davis, who had previously objected to Sweeney's use
of the word "cult."
With a back-drop of the burning Twin-Towers in the
'Mind-Control' section of Scientology's exhibition: "Psychiatry:
Industry of Death", John Sweeney exposes his very 'human'
response to some of Scientology's explanations of the holocaust &
reveals something about his years of balanced diplomatic reporting
& journalistic talents!
"I look like an exploding tomato and shout like
a jet engine and every time I see it, it makes me
cringe ..." Sweeney said in a story posted on the BBC News Web
site. I'm almost convinced! BBC RealMedia player
Apology for 'idiots' election ban.
A council has apologised for banning "lunatics, idiots, deaf and dumb"
people from standing for election. BBC news link.
Letters
received by a City Council.
Actual Letters received by a City Council from local people.
Rastaman
Confusion in a'Babylon.
JibJab: - The Teenagers YouTube.
JibJab's JokeBox is a trading hub for the funniest videos, photos,
audio jokes and text jokes on the web—it's all about COMEDY! To date,
JibJabbers have added more than 100,000 jokes to their My JibJab pages,
helping us deliver fresh laughs, everyday.
Teens!
Life's not fair - get used to it.
Life's 10 golden rules for your children or grandchildren. Which at
this rate, non of which I will ever have. Life's not fair!!
Ireland
declares war on France ... !A man walks
into restaurant with an ostrich.
Wheelchair man on motorway brothel trip.
10 thoughts
for the day.
The Count Arthur Strong Radio show is back.
The BBC's most spoonerisms affected radio host returns for a new series.
Count Arthur attends a mass debate at the Oxford University Union.
Later the Count attends a charity do for the World Weary Fund, proving
that Count Arthur is not so Shellfish as we at first thought. Plays in RealPlayer.
The coolest skateboarding dog ever.
Bull terrior boards home after a day on the stones & parks up
his skateboard in the usual reserved spot. .WMV
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Sleeper's wake up call from Hungry pussy. You Tube — 19 Oct, 2007.
The
Dam-Busters: A 'tail' of planning consent.
"My first concern is; aren't the beavers entitled to legal
representation? The Spring Pond Beavers are financially destitute
and are unable to pay for said representation -- so the State will
have to provide them with a dam lawyer." Adobe
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Error
404: "This PAGE cannot be displayed".
A new take on that 'page cannot be found' screen!
Drink-jumping
off the Empire-State building.
A good stiff drink can help get you safely to the ground. Powerpoint
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Latest
PC utility. 'Super Screen Cleaner'!
No more worrying about what to use to clean your CRT, TFT, Plasma
or HDTV screen. Download this beauty. Powerpoint
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The
Real History of The Brassière.
Some media goons think that the 'bra first appeared around 1917. Duh!
I've been looking into this & here is the real story of the ubiquitous(sic)
'bra as dating back into antiquity. Word
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